Mr. Ellis walked into the Turner's house after being let in by Sam's mom, Susan. He came in holding a plastic shopping bag from K-Mart.

He found Sam sitting at the kitchen table eating out of a pawn of cornbread, and crumbling the cornbread up into his bowl of soup beans. Also on his plate was three pork chops and a little bit of broccoli and cheese.

"Wow boy, ya sure look like ya havin a good lunch." Mr. Ellis said. "I got sumptin I wantcha ta see here."

Sam nodded his head with a mouth full of beans and bread. After he swallowed it down he chased it with a glass of milk, leaving that all so childish milk mustache on his upper lip.

"Aight Mr. Ellis, whatcha got fer me?" Sam asked as he wiped his mouth.

"I jus want ya ta see this video Dragon Jones made. Do ya have tha time er ya need me ta come back?" Mr. Ellis asked.

"Maw, can I go talk ta Mr. Ellis?" Sam asked.

Susan nodded her head. "Jus remem'r ya still gotcha chores ta do. So dontcha be takin all day ta do what'er it is ya doin."

Sam looked up at his mom and nodded his head. "Yes ma'am."

Sam got up from the table. He put his plate, glass and bowl on the sink and followed Mr. Ellis into the living room.

"Okay boy, I got this here DVD player ta show ya what all that no good sumofagun Dragon Jones had ta say boutcha." Mr. Ellis re-informed Sam.

"Uh, ok. So ya gotta deff valley driv'r in that there bag?" Sam asked.

Mr. Ellis looked at Sam and was dumbfounded.

"What?" Mr. Ellis exclaimed.

"Ya know like ole Jones hit Lone Wolf wiff, a deff valley driv'r er DVD." Sam explained.

Mr. Ellis shook his head and realized that Sam was either still used to VCR tapes or even worse maybe he was watching Betamax.

"No, a DVD is like a new version of a way ta watch videos they've been round since tha mid-90's." Mr. Ellis tried to explain.

Sam still looked confused, but in all honesty that was his normal every day look.

Mr. Ellis pulled out the DVD player and plugged it onto a wall socket. Then he pulled out the slim jew case that house the DVD of Dragon Jones' rant.

When Sam saw the DVD he was a little surprised. He couldn't believe that the flat disc Mr. Ellis had actually had a video on it and he was about to watch it.

"Aight, sit back boy an enjoy tha video." Mr. Ellis said to Sam as his mom stood at the kitchen door peering in.

The video started and Sam was still in shock something was actually on it. As the video ended Sam still sat there with a confused look on his face.

Mr. Ellis knew what he was about to ask so he cut him off before he could ask. "Ya don't know what in tha world he jus said do ya?"

Sam shook his head no. "No sir I gots no clue. Whats'at word he used, face'ed?"

While shaking his head Mr. Ellis explained. "Boy, he thinks ya actin like a country bumpkin. He don think ya reelly are a hillbilly."

"Whata fool." Sam replied.

"So ya know what he said and whatcha gotta do in Colorado, right?" Mr. Ellis asked.

Sam shook his head no. "I'm still a mite confuse'ed."

"Son, that Dragon fella jus insulted ya an cuss'd atcha. He jus disrespected ya an basic'ly yur fam'ly." Susan butted in.

Sam's dumb look quickly turned from cool calm Sam to a redneck version of the Incredible Hulk, the patsy version.

"He don don it now." Sam said as he gritted his teeth. "He can't insult ma fam'ly an get away wiff it. What kinda man is he ta be talkin bout ma fam'ly. That there jus ain't right Mr. Ellis an ya knows it."

Mr. Ellis nodded. "Boy, in tha rasslin business its all fair game, no matter what. He coulda talked boutcha maw, paw, dog an other animals outcher on tha farm. That's how tha games played."

"That still don make it right. I'ma gon have ta hurt'em ain't I Mr. Ellis?" Sam asked.

"If ya don the peoples are gon make fun of ya an try ta test ya." Mr. Ellis confirmed.

"Son, ya betta hurt that fella. He's don crossed'at line." Susan chimed in.

"Well I guess, I gotta do what I gotta do. Dragon's gon be burnt toast atter I get don wiff'em." Sam said.

Sam stood up and stormed out the screen door seething. He'll be ready for Dragon Jones in Colorado; however will Dragon be ready for the Incredibly Pasty Sam Turner Jr.?

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