Colors: Black and White.
Background Music: Started From The Bottom (DRAKE!!!)
Scene: Inside a very nice gym. Wrestling ring set up in center.

Jesse Fredricks Kendrix stands at one end of the building waiting by the men’s locker room door. Wearing his “Drake - New Orleans” concert shirt, that PCP brought back to him after the big show, and a pair of work out pants.

Through the door comes none other than his best Bruv and tag team partner, Mikey Unlikely. Unlikely is in a shirt with cut off sleeves, and his wrestling trunks. Covering his face is a large, clear plastic shield. He has a large white bandage over his nose, with the word “Ouchie” written across it in black sharpie. Oddly a silver whistle hangs from his neck from a black string. He is pulling on his elbow pads as he walks from the locker room. He smiles when he sees JFK.

Mikey Unlikely:
What it do, Bruv!? I’m ready now! Sorry about that, had a bit of a frappe hangover!

JFK pauses his walking for a second, clearly confused.

Mikey Unlikely:
Uh, Brain freeze…

A look of realization comes over “The Future of DEFIANCE”.

Kendrix:
Too much Ice, bruv! Don’t worry, after training we’ll pop back to Starbucks and get that barrister fired!

The pair laugh, and Mikey continues on as they walk towards the squared circle.

Mikey Unlikely:
What are we working on today?

JFK nods, he expected this question.

Kendrix:
Listen, Yeah!? Today, we’re working on high risk maneuvery stuff, innit?!

Mikey looks over at the nearest turnbuckles and looks back at his Hollywood Bruv with a confident grin.

Mikey Unlikely:
Nice! Elbow drop off the bottom turnbuckle. Gotcha!

Kendrix immediately sets his Bruv straight, shaking his head.

Kendrix:
Nah! Top rope! HIGHHHHHH RISK, INNIT?! You need to make a little more impact!

Mikey snorts at that.

Mikey Unlikely:
Mikey Unlikely makes a HUGE impact, each and every week dammit! A SPIKE IN THE RATINGS!!!!

Kendrix:
Obvs!

Mikey Unlikey:
TOTALLY OBVS!

The two bestest bruvs in the whole wide world bump their fists together, holding them in place for a few seconds.

Kendrix & Mikey Unlikely:
GLUEFIST!!!!!

The two proudly nod their heads at the successful pulling off of the greatest fist bump known to mankind before JFK puts a concerned arm around the shoulder of Mikey.

Kendrix:
Seriously though, Bruv. Even though the SEG did DEFIANCE a huge favour by getting rid of Andy “Flippy Fuck” Sharp, high risk maneuvery is a handy weapon to have in your arsenal from time to time. Like when JFK hit Bronson Box with the Bellend off of the top turnbuckle at DefTV the other day!

Mikey’s eyes light up!

Mikey Unlikely:
That was SWEEEEEET BRUV! Ok, so what do I do!?

JFK points to the turnbuckle nearest him.

Kendrix:
Get up there! You need to practice your leaps!

Unlikely eyes up the top turnbuckle nervously. He climbs onto the apron and tests the ropes a bit to make sure they can support him. He begins his Everest-esque climb to the top. Finally he gets both legs up and is squatted on the top, holding the ropes for balance.

Mikey Unlikely:
Now what!?

Jesse raises his eyebrows expectantly.

Kendrix:
NOW JUMP AND ELBOW DROP!

Unlikely looks down at the mat, then back at Kendrix.

Mikey Unlikely:
Jump where!? There’s no one there!

Kendrix:
Yep… and you need to know what it feels like to miss!

Unlikely goes wide eyed.

Mikey Unlikely:
Are you crazy!? What’s the point of this training if I’m going to miss!?

Kendrix:
There’s obvs a reason why it’s called high risk, bruv! It’s a risk innit?! RECOVERY!!! You need to be able to recover from a mistake quickly! Otherwise before you know it the match is over and you end up on your back…

Mikey Unlikely: (Smirking)
Mikey’s always on top!

JFK has had enough.

Kendrix:
FOCUS UP DAMMIT!

Unlikely looks a little afraid

Mikey Unlikely:
Sorry Bruv.. thought that was a good….nevermind! Ok…. so what am I doing again!?

Jesse face palms before slowly dragging his hand down and off his face.

Kendrix:
JFK wants you to jump, Mikey. Jump, like you’ve never jumped before, off of that Oreo Frappe sponsored turnbuckle and drop your elbow down hard to the mat.

Mikey nods, looks down at the mat once more, takes a long deep breath…

And brings the whistle to his lips and blows on it loudly. Catching his partner off guard, JFK puts his hands to his ears.

From the Men’s locker room comes a bald man in not so great physical condition. JFK looks back over his shoulder, where Mikey is watching. The man walks right past the trainer in this session and begins to climb onto the ring apron. Unlikely hops off the turnbuckle, lands on his feet and exits the ring. He then removes his clear face mask and hands it to the bald man who is now climbing the turnbuckle.

JFK is very confused. He tries to speak through this, but the words won’t come out.

Kendrix:
What the hell is this, Mikey!?

Mikey Unlikely:
Oh, this is Chris!

Kendrix:
Who the hell is Chris!

MIkey Unlikely:
This guy!

Kendrix facepalms again.

Kendrix:
No, I mean what is Chris doing here!?

Mikey Unlikely:
Ohhhhhh I gotcha! Chris is my stunt double on set! He’s here to take care of the “practice runs” Mikey only does the “Money takes”!

Without hesitation, Chris jumps off the top turnbuckle and frog splashes the mat inside the ring. He bounces off the mat and clutches his stomach. Clearly in pain. On the other side of the ring, peeking under the bottom rope, Mikey nods.

Mikey Unlikely:
Yep, I see what you mean Bruv, that would be hard to recover from… Now that we mastered that, what’s next!?

Kendrix looks up at Chris in the ring and then back at Mikey, his mouth open wide in confusion at what’s going on. Looking back and forth once more he slaps his palm to his face, which is now getting sore, and turns to face Mikey, a look of disappointment on his face.

Kendrix:
JFK can’t believe this, bruv. This is important! JFK’s all for jokes and games but when it’s time to learn, JFK EXPECTS...people to listen and do what he tells them!

A rare look of guilt comes across the face of Mikey. He motions to speak but before he can get a word in, Kendrix has hopped onto the apron and pulls himself up by the top rope.

Kendrix:
WHAT THE HELL’S THE MATTER WITH YOU, CHRISTOPHER!!!!! WHY DID YOU DO A FROG SPLASH?! JFK SAID ELBOW DROP, DAMMIT! ELBOW DROP!!!!!!

Chris looks out towards Mikey, still clutching onto his stomach.

Mikey Unlikely:
YOU HEARD THE MAN, CHRIS!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! GET YOUR ASS BACK UP THERE RIGHT THIS SECOND OR NO OREO FRAPPE FOR YOU AS PREVIOUSLY AGREED!

Mikey blows his whistle at Chris before he looks over at Kendrix and points his thumb back at Chris.

Mikey Unlikely:
Pffftt. Sorry about him, Bruv. There’s a reason Chris is a stunt double and not a leading man like the World’s Greatest Entertainer here.

Kendrix shakes his head and rolls his eyes.

Kendrix:
Innit, though?!

Having made his way atop the top turnbuckle once more, holding his gut in pain, Chris is ready to reluctantly perform the elbow drop.

Kendrix:
Now, try and do it right this time Christopher! We haven’t got all day! On the count of three, JFK wants you to jump and drive your elbow HARD into the mat. One, Two, THREE!

With that, Chris leaps high and drives his elbow beautifully down into the centre of the ring, immediately turning over, lying on his back and holding his elbow in pain.

Mikey Unlikely:
WOOOOOOO! YUS!!! That’s my stunt double right there!

Kendrix and Mikey fist bump as Chris seats himself on the apron. The Bruvs encouragingly pat him on the back.

Mikey Unlikely:
Well done Chris, that looked sooooo Hollywood my man!

Kendrix:
Oh yeah, that looked sooooo Bruv! C’mon, lets go to the strippees to celebrate.

The Bruvs high five and begin to make their way. Chris gingerly hops off the apron, still holding onto his gut and elbow in pain, to follow.

Kendrix:
Woah woah woah there Christopher. You’re not finished here yet. While Mikey and JFK are at the strippees, you better be practicing your frog splashes again and again!

Mikey Unlikely:
Yeah! And again and again and again!

Chris, clearly confused, breathes deep and shakes his head.

Chris:
That guy is the WORST!

Scene fades as Mikey and JFK leave the training center.

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