Title: Last Minute Decision
Featuring: Tyrone Walker
Date: Days Before the Show
Location: Team Danger Land
[HOOKERS AND BLOW!]
[Yep. Another r 2 da p.]
[Something must be in the water.]
[Let's hit that fade button and get on with it.]
[Hit.]
[Fade.]
[Tyrone Walker.]
[On the couch and naked aside for the pair of boxers and socks.]
[He's set down in front of Team Danger's ridiculously large flat screen that shows he's playing DEFIANCE.]
[Also the fact that he has an XBOX control in his hands.]
[Well, to be honest, he's not so much playing the game as he's teabagging the bodies of his slain enemies and giggling like a retard while doing it.]
[He's a simple man of simple tastes.]
[While all of that is going on Stephen Greer walks by, an old backpack slung over his shoulder. Ty stops and looks away for a moment.]
TY:
"Aye, if you're going out, get me ah... uh... get me... Uhm, what do I want. Oh yeah, hey get me a regular with everything from Five Guys."
[The Kay Oh Pee pauses his forward movement as he reaches the door.]
GREER:
"I'm going to the show, so..."
TY:
"Huh? What show?"
[Ty pauses his happy fun time of necro-teabagging activities and looks at his bestie with an honestly quizical look.]
GREER:
"DEFIANCE TV this weekend."
[Light Bulb.]
[Pop.]
[Fizzle.]
TY:
"Oh! Dayumn... right, right. That's this week?"
[Greer shakes his head and rolls his eyes before proceeding to the door while Ty considers this information for a second or two.]
TY:
"Aye, wait. Wait up, dude."
GREER:
"Yeah?"
TY:
"I'mma roll with you."
[Ty turns everything off and jets around a corner after bounding off the couch to what must be his room. Confused by this, Greer waits.]
GREER:
"Didn't you say UNTOUCHABLE was a one time deal for you?"
TY: (from his room)
"Yeah."
[Walker comes out with a rucksack clutched by the straps in his right hand and now sporting a pair of loose fitting, well worn jeans and his old black Juggalo baseball jersey.]
TY:
"Let's ride, dude."
[Puzzled. Greer only stares at his amigo in total confusion.]
TY:
"What?"
GREER:
"What are you doing?"
TY:
"What am I doing?"
GREER:
"Yeah man. You haven't shown the slightest interest in being within a hundred yards of the game. Now suddely you want to head to the show?"
TY:
"And your point being?"
GREER:
"Seriously, what's up? Did Heidi beat you stupid or something?"
TY:
"Whoah, whoah... Whoah! She might'a cut a nigga up the other night, but she didn't do nothing worse than I've already seen and done before."
[Silence falls. It gets a little awkward.]
TY:
"Is it really so weird?"
[Greer instantly nods his head "yes" and does so emphatically.]
GREER:
"For you? Actually, yes. Yeah, pretty much. Definitely is. Yep."
[Ty contemplates this. Then shrugs his shoulders.]
TY:
"Dayumn. Maybe she did. Maybe she covertly sprinkled some magical whore dust into a cut on my forehead and it's made me interested in wrestling again. HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEN THIS IS A GODDAMN TRAVESTY!"
GREER:
"Uh... sure."
[Ty blows past his best friend out the door.]
TY: (just outside the door)
"Now I’m positive. I really need them goddamn reparations for this... makin' me want to get back into the game. SONOVABITCH!"
[Greer is stunned stupid by this outburst.]
TY: (further away)
"Aye... You comin' or what?!"
[Out.]
[Yep. Another r 2 da p.]
[Something must be in the water.]
[Let's hit that fade button and get on with it.]
[Hit.]
[Fade.]
[Tyrone Walker.]
[On the couch and naked aside for the pair of boxers and socks.]
[He's set down in front of Team Danger's ridiculously large flat screen that shows he's playing DEFIANCE.]
[Also the fact that he has an XBOX control in his hands.]
[Well, to be honest, he's not so much playing the game as he's teabagging the bodies of his slain enemies and giggling like a retard while doing it.]
[He's a simple man of simple tastes.]
[While all of that is going on Stephen Greer walks by, an old backpack slung over his shoulder. Ty stops and looks away for a moment.]
TY:
"Aye, if you're going out, get me ah... uh... get me... Uhm, what do I want. Oh yeah, hey get me a regular with everything from Five Guys."
[The Kay Oh Pee pauses his forward movement as he reaches the door.]
GREER:
"I'm going to the show, so..."
TY:
"Huh? What show?"
[Ty pauses his happy fun time of necro-teabagging activities and looks at his bestie with an honestly quizical look.]
GREER:
"DEFIANCE TV this weekend."
[Light Bulb.]
[Pop.]
[Fizzle.]
TY:
"Oh! Dayumn... right, right. That's this week?"
[Greer shakes his head and rolls his eyes before proceeding to the door while Ty considers this information for a second or two.]
TY:
"Aye, wait. Wait up, dude."
GREER:
"Yeah?"
TY:
"I'mma roll with you."
[Ty turns everything off and jets around a corner after bounding off the couch to what must be his room. Confused by this, Greer waits.]
GREER:
"Didn't you say UNTOUCHABLE was a one time deal for you?"
TY: (from his room)
"Yeah."
[Walker comes out with a rucksack clutched by the straps in his right hand and now sporting a pair of loose fitting, well worn jeans and his old black Juggalo baseball jersey.]
TY:
"Let's ride, dude."
[Puzzled. Greer only stares at his amigo in total confusion.]
TY:
"What?"
GREER:
"What are you doing?"
TY:
"What am I doing?"
GREER:
"Yeah man. You haven't shown the slightest interest in being within a hundred yards of the game. Now suddely you want to head to the show?"
TY:
"And your point being?"
GREER:
"Seriously, what's up? Did Heidi beat you stupid or something?"
TY:
"Whoah, whoah... Whoah! She might'a cut a nigga up the other night, but she didn't do nothing worse than I've already seen and done before."
[Silence falls. It gets a little awkward.]
TY:
"Is it really so weird?"
[Greer instantly nods his head "yes" and does so emphatically.]
GREER:
"For you? Actually, yes. Yeah, pretty much. Definitely is. Yep."
[Ty contemplates this. Then shrugs his shoulders.]
TY:
"Dayumn. Maybe she did. Maybe she covertly sprinkled some magical whore dust into a cut on my forehead and it's made me interested in wrestling again. HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEN THIS IS A GODDAMN TRAVESTY!"
GREER:
"Uh... sure."
[Ty blows past his best friend out the door.]
TY: (just outside the door)
"Now I’m positive. I really need them goddamn reparations for this... makin' me want to get back into the game. SONOVABITCH!"
[Greer is stunned stupid by this outburst.]
TY: (further away)
"Aye... You comin' or what?!"
[Out.]
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