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Wes The Wrestling Statue Biography

Personal

Hometown
Baltimore, Maryland  
Height
5'11"  
Weight
209 lbs.  
Birthday
June 29th, 2003  
Alignment
Face  
Physical Description
Dirty blonde shoulder-length curly hair. Brown eyes. Slight tan. His body is painted to look like a living statue street performer. 
Gimmick
Inspired by his father, who was a famous Living Statue street performer in Times Square, the young man formerly known as Wes Ingram has taken it upon himself to get a new makeover and follow in his footsteps... but in wrestling, of course. (if you remember Shockwave The Robot, this is that kind of gimmick). 
Ring Attire
Standard thigh-length tights, wrist tape, kneepads and boots. Their colors will match exactly to whatever body color he is painted. 

History

LATEST PROPAGANDA

TALKING SMACK

"That’s like, one hundred and forty-one and two thirds awesome. But then you take that amount of awesome and divide it by three, for the three of us, and then multiply it by the circumference of my penis, 3.4139482 while eating an apple pie, divided again by a negative number for our negative feelings toward those scum, and invert it to make the world right again, and it becomes the exact right amount of awesomeness we are. And then you take your amount of awesomeness, which is probably eighty four, two percent less than us, and add that to our awesome and you get a lot of awesome. Like. A lot."

- The D

DEFonDEMAND



DEFtv | PPV | BRAZEN | UNCUT

TOP FIVE

1. Malak Garland
2. Ned Reform
3. Tyler Fuse
4. Corvo Alpha
5. Brock Newbludd

TAG TEAM

1. M4NTRA
2. Los Tres Titanes
3. Lucky Sevens
4. PCP
5. RCR

BRAZEN SINGLES

1. Kazuhiro Troy
2. Nick Lotto Otto
3. Punch Drunk Purcell
4. Archer Silver
5. BIGBOSS Batts