Samuel Tiberius Turner the Second Biography

 

 

Man of Constant Sorrow - Charm City Devils  

-Blue eyes
-Red short hair
-Red sideburns
-Light color chest hair
 

-Black briefs w/ gold on the hips
-Black knee pads w/ gold on the outside
-Black boots 

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Stiff Brawler  

Heel

LARIATO!!!  

Lariat (the hardest, stiffest and nastiest Lariat ever seen) after a Buckle Bomb  

 

Discus Punch (to the back of opponent's head) followed by a Camel Clutch  

-Backdrop Suplex
-Double-Arm Suplex
-Flipping Senton
-Headbutt
-Running Facewash 

-Beil Throw
-Big Boot
-Fist Drop off 2nd rope
-Forearm Strikes
-Jumping Elbow Drop
-Knee Drop
-Leg Drop
-Overhead Belly-to-Belly Suplex
-Splash into corner
-Senton
 

[Charm City Devils’ �"Man of Constant Sorrow” blares throughout the DEFArena.]

♫I am a man of constant sorrow♫
♫I've seen trouble all my days♫
♫And I bid farewell to old east Kentucky♫
♫The place where I was born and raised♫
♫The place where I was born and raised♫

[commentators]

♫For six long years I've seen trouble♫
♫Little pleasures have I found♫
♫For in this world I'm bound to ramble♫
♫I have no friends to help me now♫
♫I have no friends to help me now♫

[Out struts Samuel T. Thomas II.]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

♫Well I'm a man, I'm a man♫
♫I'm a man of constant sorrow♫
♫I'm a man, I'm a man♫
♫I'm a man of no tomorrow♫
♫I've seen trouble all my days♫

[His shiny black boots gleam from the DEFArena’s high powered lights. He’s wearing black knee pads with a hint of gold on the outside of each. His black briefs have the same hint of gold on each hip.]

[commentators]

Darren Quimbey:
Coming to us from Caballo Estates in Harlan, KY, SAMUEELLL T. TURNERR THE SECONNDDD

[Samuel steps into the ring stares down his opponent.]